How Not to Get Laid
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Choice blog posts include "911: a win-win for gold digging women" (self explanatory), "will women EVER take responsibility for their actions?" (in which he hates on rape victims, and, curiously, Oprah Winfrey), and one un-ironically titled "got righteous anger? like mel gibson has?" Oh dear.
He also rants about online dating sites (a scam to beef up women's already bloated self-esteem), cop killers (defenders of society), and how Jodie Foster (Jodie Foster!) is a "crazy feminist bitch." But the best part comes when he self-diagnoses his lack of sex as a direct result of being a "nice guy." If this is true, I'd hate to meet a mean guy.
Are you finished laughing at Angry McRagePenis? Good. Now, go sex that special person (people?) in your life in appreciation of the fact that he/she/they are not batshit insane. They have earned it.
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