Pets and Sex: Eternal Awkwardness
"My dog has a thing for my bras, only my bras...he'll steal them and hide them all over the house. Also, he has this little stuffed animal he likes to hump. Once, my boyfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and I looked over and saw him watching us and humping his toy, doggy style as well, obviously. It was creepy."
And then there is the less hardcore, but no less intense, reaction certain people (read: women) have when viewing a blog like Cute Boys With Cats (warning: may cause you to feel some serious feelings). What's the deal with that? Is it some sort of Freudian substitution we make, like cats=babies=desire to be impregnated, or is it more like cute boy+cute cat=double cuteness?
Furthermore: do you care if said cute-cute cat watches while said sexy-cute human nails you from behind? Do you find your pets frequently hamper your sex life? Do you kick the dog out of the room when you do it, or do you, having already cut his balls off, take pity and let him try to have all the fun he still can? Send in any thoughts and stories you'd like to share.