Alix Brown might just be Brooklyn's patron saint of sideboob. In addition to providing rollicking bass lines for garage-psych institution Golden Triangle, she can pull off a cut-out adorned romper like nobody's business. This can be credited just as much to her rockstar attitude as to her (considerable) hotness. Hence, you can imagine my excitement when guitarist O.J. San Felipe showed me the video for new Xray Eyeballs song "Crystal," in which Brown and Xray Eyeballs bassist Carly Rabalais cavort in a bubble bath while inflicting all kinds of punishment on poor O.J. If you squint, you can see nipples! The song's good, too.More »
Today's tribute to average women got me thinking: if girls who look like porcelain dolls are bad in bed, and average women are good, wouldn't girls who fall way outside the bounds of conventional attractiveness be amazing? Let's contrast Christian Dior's new perfume commercial featuring Natalie Portman (above) with another recent video of someone who is anything but average: singer and fat firecracker Beth Ditto. Who'd you rather do it with in a fancy, vaguely French looking hotel? (The correct answer is both, at once, avec Nutella). The Justify My Love-inspired Ditto clip, after the jump. Don't worry Natalie, everyone still totally wants to sleep with you.More »
I once encountered a girl at a Babeland party who told me her boyfriend wanted her to figure out how to twirl tassels from her nipples. Sadly, I couldn't help her then (I hope you figured it out, girl!). If only I'd been able to show her this video. In this clip, Tempest Rose of Polestars UK walks you through everything you need to know, and in a congenial British accent to boot. You'll be halfway to starting your own burlesque troop in no time.
"I'm one check-in away from being mayor of your mom on Foursquare!" I once tweeted, fancying myself clever. Little did I know that someone would soon carry this conceit to its logical conclusion in the form of a video. In this amusing clip by College Humor, a girl grows increasingly irritated with her male companion when he is unable to stop using his phone during foreplay. Let this be a lesson to all you smart phone addicts: sometimes you just need to give it a rest, or you'll end up checking into your own junk again, receiving special deals on hand lotion in the proces.
Transsexual model Lea T. first caught my eye when she appeared on the cover of Love Magazine kissing Kate Moss, and I was quite impressed. I know fashion is somewhat frivolous, but I think it's important that young trans folk, an overwhelming majority of whom are bullied, get to see positive representations of themselves in the media. I also waxed poetic about Lea's natural beauty, which demonstrates male-to-female transsexuals are not just men in drag.More »
This Youtube video making its internet rounds today features a weather woman dropping some spicy double-entendres into her discussion of low pressure systems. "In and out," "quickie," "unloading on us" etc. She pretends to be innocent of any salacious word-play; when her colleagues start giggling she goes "what did I say? I don't even know what I said." But I think I see a little twinkle in her eye that betrays she did, in fact, know what she was saying, and felt pretty good about it at that. Embedded video, after the jump.More »
As previously established, it's New Year's Eve. You are most likely going to some parties. Maybe you are annoyed at the prospect of having to make yourself presentable, attempt to find a cab, and stumble over snowdrifts in high heels. Well guess what? It's worth it. Perhaps you need a little reminder from Bronques, king of stylish fun, of just how great the nightlife here can be. His sexy new NSFW video has arrived just in time to make you ponder the question, "does it ever seem like everyone else is having more fun than you?" Let's hope for your sake that tonight, the answer to that question is "no!" Embedded video, after the jump.More »
As you may have heard by now, the military's longstanding Don't Ask Don't Tell policy has finally been repealed, a bright spot in an otherwise dismal time for progressive politics. Among other things, this means straight soldiers will have to shower together with openly gay ones. But won't the gay soldiers go mad with lust from being in such close proximity to so many exposed hetero sex parts? Well, according to OkCupid, gays are only interested in people they might actually be able to have sex with, which sorta excludes straights and co-workers in any reasonable person's mind. But don't take my word for it, take Senator Barney Frank's. Watch him as he responds to this idiotic question the only way anyone should: with exasperated condescension. Best line: "We don't get ourselves dry cleaned." I would he were my curmudgeonly gay relative. More »
You've probably seen it by now, but in case you haven't: SNL digital short masters Lonely Island have teamed up with Akon to parody yet another musical trope. Namely: that every male-voiced R&B song pretty much boils down to bragging about boning ladays. Sexay ladays. Regardless of how the boning actually went.More »
Did you know that when you have unprotected sex with someone who has syphilis, a little cartoon vampire named Count Spirochete crawls up into your vagina and/or penis? It's true; this gem of an educational video from the 1970s tells us so. Don't let the silly animation fool you; dude may talk like The Count from Sesame Street, but he will seriously fuck up your cartoon internal organs.More »