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The Times Square Ball Drop Works, You're Off the Hook [Video]
December 31, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
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Year-End Top Ten Lists: We Rank Each Number
December 31, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
The year-end list is an odd phenomenon. In the past, they were one-offs newspapers ran to fill space during the holiday doldrums. Because the Internet is basically an excuse to...
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Pizza Prints: The Most Important Invention of 2011 or Any Year
December 31, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
You're probably busy getting ready for the festivities tonight, but please, take the time to watch the above video. It's a demonstration of Pizza Prints, which are meltable graphic decals...
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A List of Easily Achievable New Year's Resolutions
December 31, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
After midnight tonight, as you are finishing your seventh screwdriver and fishing your phone out of the toilet, you are expected to make a promise to yourself, a resolution. These...
5 Great Sitcom Christmas Episodes to Watch on YouTube
December 25, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Quiz: Are You a Soldier in the War on Christmas?
December 25, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
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5 Barely Watchable Christmas Movies Available on Netflix Instant
December 25, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
If you're anything like us, you are currently in a post-Christmas morning hangover (and if you're really like us, you're experiencing an actual hangover as well). The living room is...
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Where to Donate Christmas Cheer Today: A List of Charities
December 25, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
In caveman days, if you wanted to give someone something, it usually meant you had to go outside. Back then, being outdoors had about a 10% survival rate, so giving...
So, a Bishop Walks Into a Paddy Wagon...
December 18, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Runaway Golf Cart Plows Through Group of People After Football Championship [VIDEO]
December 18, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
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Police Question Suspect in Gruesome Elevator Fire Murder [UPDATE]
December 18, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
via NYPDSurveillance footageEarly this morning, a man walked into the Transit District 32 building in Brooklyn reeking of gasoline and allegedly implicated himself in yesterday's horrific murder of Doris Gillespie....
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Norwegian Blogger to Americans: 'What if it Was You Who Didn't Have Any Butter?'
December 18, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Tommy ponders his butter-less ChristmasIf you are like most Americans, you are blissfully unaware of the Norwegian butter crisis. To help you catch up, here is a comprehensive recap and...
U.S. Troops Leave Iraq; Alleged Cop Murderers Indicted; Protests Continue in Egypt
December 18, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
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Occupy Wall Street Protests at Duarte Square: Live Updates [UPDATE]
December 17, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
via @_rosiegrayOccupy Wall Street demonstrators are currently gathered in Duarte Square, protesting Trinity Episcopal Church's refusal to let them use the land as a campsite. Our own Rosie Gray, Nick...
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The Wild Outdoors: Trace Amounts Cocaine and Weed are Floating in the Air
December 17, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Remember when your parents used to constantly bug you to go outside? They may have been acting like nothing more than common pushers. According to ScienceNow, researchers in Italy...
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Durex Ad Goes After 'Uncommunicative Condom User' Demographic
December 17, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
The above image (via Reddit) is an excerpt from a Durex condom print ad from India. In it, a woman coyly chews on her nails with the thought, "hmm...did he?...
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Ron Paul to Jay Leno: Michele Bachmann 'Hates' Muslims
December 17, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Last night, Ron Paul was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno promoting his new romantic comedy Unfair Trade, in which he plays a Libertarian Congressman who won't settle for...
Payroll Tax Cut Extended; Kobe Bryant Divorce; Rare 'Generator Suicide' to Blame for Fatal Elevator Accident?
December 17, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
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Mitt Romney Hammers Gingrich on Moon Policy, Space Mirrors
December 11, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Newt's America.Earlier, we wrote about last night's GOP debate in Des Moines and Mitt Romney's proposed $10,000 bet with Rick Perry over claims that Romney's book was edited to change...
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Higgs Boson's Possible Discovery Announced Tuesday: How to Plan for the Paradigm Shift
December 11, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
via WikipediaA theoretical Higgs boson event or Laser FloydOn Tuesday, scientists at Cern will reveal the latest results of their search for the elusive Higgs boson particle. Some are expecting...
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World's Oldest Mattress Found, Free of Bed Bugs
December 11, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
New mattress technology, not inspired by ancient mattress.Archaeologists in South Africa have discovered what they believe is the world's oldest mattress, and they didn't even find it on Craigslist. National...
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Holy Shit! Mitt Romney Made a Fake Bet!
December 11, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
Last night, the remaining Republican presidential candidates met at Drake University in Des Moines for a debate that lasted almost two hours. What they said doesn't matter, however, as the...
Ryan Braun Fails PED Test; Iran Won't Return Drone; MTA Worker Allegedly Stabs Boss
December 11, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
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Watch This Morning's Total Lunar Eclipse [VIDEO]
December 10, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
People in the Western part of the country were treated to a total lunar eclipse this morning. Luckily you don't have to be a resident of California or an early...
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Alleged Butt-Grabber Shot Near His Own Butt
December 10, 2011 in Runnin' Scared
22-year-old Jacob Sanford was shot in the lower back by an off duty police officer yesterday during a struggle at a subway station in Harlem. The New York Post reports...
