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Most Likely Outcomes of The National Playing One Song For Six Hours at MOMA
May 03, 2013 in Sound of the City
Tilda Swinton sleeping in a box at MOMA PS1 was an artistic feat that many around the world thought could never be topped by anyone anywhere ever. But The National...
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What Ray J's "I Hit It First" is Really About
April 15, 2013 in Sound of the City
Current President of MENSA/musical artist Ray J recently released what has been described by every human with ears as a Kanye West diss track about Kim Kardashian, called I Hit...
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Ten Potential X-Factor Replacement Judges
April 11, 2013 in Sound of the City
The list of former judges on Fox's The X-Factor reads like the attendance list at a Passages Malibu: Addiction Cure Center for celebrities obsessed with proving their talent (Nicole Scherzinger,...
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Dissecting the Politically Charged Subtext of Nicki Minaj's "High School" Video
April 09, 2013 in Sound of the City
Last week, Nicki Minaj released the highly-anticipated music video for "High School" from her album Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded--The Re-Up . The video is completely over-the-top. It's also factually inaccurate,...
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BOYCOTT! Like Rick Ross, These Product-Endorsing Artists Have Said Vile Things
April 05, 2013 in Sound of the City
Yesterday activists protested Reebok's flagship store to put pressure on the company to cut its ties with rapper Rick Ross, who recently ... well you already know this story. Whether...
Ten Things My Chemical Romance Fans Can Do RIGHT NOW to Cope With the Band's Breakup
April 03, 2013 in Sound of the City
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These Odd Future Shirts Should Not Be Banned From Schools!
March 28, 2013 in Sound of the City
Earlier this week, a high school in Connecticut made the decision to ban Odd Future t-shirts. This is the biggest attack on civil liberties since everybody on Facebook was peer-pressured...
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An Exclusive First Look At Some of Taylor Swift's Trashed Fan Mail
March 14, 2013 in Sound of the City
Of the many things that Taylor Swift is known for, her extremely dedicated fan-base has to be the most notorious (Haha it's totally not, and you know what is, but...
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The Very Intentional Self-Destruction of Justin Bieber
March 12, 2013 in Sound of the City
Unlike many a male performer before him who created an epic legacy through their unique musical talents and tragic deaths (SHOUT OUT to Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Bob Marley,...
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Nick Offerman Knows How To Work His Wood, Can Get Into All Kinds of Nudity
March 01, 2013 in Sound of the City
Some people may only recognize Nick Offerman from his role as the iconic Ron Swanson on NBC's Parks and Recreation or from his appearances in movies like The Men Who...
The Completely Real, Totally Not Fake Deleted Destiny's Child Scenes From Beyonc's HBO Doc
February 19, 2013 in Sound of the City
Ten Music Artists Who Are Dead Inside
February 13, 2013 in Sound of the City
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Fake Scott Walker's "Scream & Shout" Is Better Than will.i.am and Britney's Original
January 30, 2013 in Sound of the City
Scott Walker woke up one day last week (if he indeed sleeps) and decided to cover "Scream & Shout" through the body of comedian Adam Buxton. It is the best...
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Beyonc Isn't Perfect, and That's A Relief
January 24, 2013 in Sound of the City
There are a few people--maybe ten--who have yet to hear that Beyonc Ashlee Simpson'd Barack Obama's inauguration. These people don't have access to tumblr or eccentric gay friends. They are...
