Toddlers & Tiaras Mom Sues Over Writeups Of 5-Year-Old's "I'm Sexy..." Performance

Categories: TV

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Susanna Barrett is steaming mad.

Yes, she lets her daughter enter pageants and go on a reality show.

Sure, she didn't stop her from singing along with "I'm Sexy and I Know It" for a charity event crowd at a nightclub.

(That's the song by by LMFAO -- you know, Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.)

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Melissa Rivers Objects To Mama Joan's Surgery

Categories: Joan Rivers

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As you know, the current column is a feisty Q&A between myself and WE stars Joan and Melissa Rivers, which I should have subtitled "Two Jews and a Pizza Place."

And I really know my stuff!

I knew, for example, that in one episode of Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, daughter dearest is seen yelping at ma for undergoing unnecessary risks by getting yet more "vanity surgery."

I asked her why she's suddenly upset about this.

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WTF Has Happened To The Oscar's "Best Song" Category?

Categories: Oscars

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Here are some of the amazingly tuneful and memorable winners from the glorious history of Oscar's Best Songs:


"Lullaby of Broadway"

"The Way You Look Tonight"

"Thanks for the Memory"

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"Best Movie Of The Year"? I Saw It At Film Forum!

Categories: Film

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Roger Ebert called the Iranian melodrama A Separation "the best film of the year."

What's more, it won the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Film and it's nominated for two Oscars.

And it's indeed remarkable -- a far cry from slick, bloated, soulless Hollywood fare.

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Cynthia Nixon In Wit: My Review

Categories: Theater

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Margaret Edson's Pulitzer-winning 1995 play Wit finally makes it to Broadway in a Lynne Meadow-directed production starring Cynthia Nixon as a poetry professor named Vivian Bearing who's bearing a lot, actually.

Vivian has been diagnosed with Stage IV ovarian cancer, and as she embarks on eight rounds of chemo, she's drolly noticing that her medical helpers are a little chilly and clinical, much as she's been in her entire teaching career (though at least she knows what "soporific" means).

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H&M Swears They Didn't Steal Artist's Work!

Categories: Art

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Tori LaConsay painted an uplifting sign to cheer up her fellow East Atlanta Village residents on their way to work.

In black stick lettering against a white backdrop, it says, "You Look Nice Today." It's accompanied by a simple red heart looming right below the saying.

Next thing you know, Tori is being told by friends that H&M UK has used that same motif for pillowcases, guest towels, doormats, and all kinds of stuff.

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Shit Grindr Tricks Say! NSFW

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Comic Greg Scarnici seems to know them, down to every hilarious syllable.

Gag to his spot-on re-creations of classic Grindr utterances, like:

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The Weirdest Portrayals of Asians In Movie History

Categories: Film

Hollywood used to have a habit of putting slanty-eye makeup on non-Asian stars and passing them off as from "the Orient."

Here are some of the more egregious examples:


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Mickey Rooney as the buck-toothed Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1961. "Miss Go-rightry!" Oy.

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My Five Worst Flights Of All Time

Categories: Advice

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I hate flying even when it's smooth -- the combination of terror and tedium really wears me down.

But when it ain't smooth, my nerves jangle so loud they drown out Alec Baldwin playing games on his cell phone in the next row.

While I inhale a whip-it to relax, let me tell you my five worst flights:


(5) New York to Toronto

It bounced up and down so hard the whole time they couldn't even serve the beverages! It was a short trip but felt so long I was ready for my AARP card by touchdown!

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Demi Moore Was Doing "Whip-Its"!

Categories: Celebs

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After the very public breakup of her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore has checked herself into a hospital for exhaustion, which is understandable.

Divorce can be so tiring, which is why I'm not getting married anytime soon.

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