Whoring out for Whore's Mascara

I'm quickly realizing that my favorite subject on the blog is the same one as in the column—ME! Not long ago, ME did a cameo in a video for "All I Want" by a sardonically fun male duo named Whore's Mascara. As the guys robotically drone, "All I want is a cute blond boy who snorts cocaine and likes Madonna," the video takes you from East Village dives to a very gay bathroom, where ME pops up in all my Hitchockian splendor. Why would the director have automatically thought, "Musto...Psycho"? Who cares? As long as they think of ME at all—and honey, they did! Check it out, whores.