Don't Trust Bottled Water! (NSFW)
This little visual cautionary tale [posted after the "read on" jump; NSFW!] was sent to me by porn icon Gino Colbert, who I don't believe is any relation to Stephen—or Claudette. I guess it's supposed to make consumers wary of the gross reality behind some of those supposedly pure, overpriced bottled waters, but funny, I find myself running out to grab me a bunch! As collectors items! And why SHOULDN'T Poland Spring come from a big, old Polish sausage?