Naked Heston Photo at Last! Get 'Hur'!
Remember when I wrote that I remembered some kind of shot of Charlton Heston naked—when he was alive, that is? Well, a dear friend, Times-Picayune writer David Cuthbert, unearthed the photo (from a book called Hollywood Life) and nicely sent me a xerox of it, so I'm throwing it up for you without a second's delay. Contrary to my delusional memory, Charlton isn't completely nude, but judging from that rocket in the towel, he might as well be! Hubba hubba.