Reefer Madness Strikes Mid-Level Celebrities!

• You have some really good posts on here, however it took me a while to find this blog, why dont you promote this blog more often?

• I goofed on the Bankhead link, it's www.VeryImportantPotheads.com/site/bankhead.htm (no "l") As to it being more fun illegal, is losing your job, your liberty, or your family fun? 800,000 Americans are arrested yearly for pot, and over 20 million have seen arrest since pot-hibition began in 1937. VIPs included among those US arrests are: Louis Armstrong, Dan Aykroyd, Candy Barr, Lord Buckley, Neal Cassady, Macaulay Culkin, Bob Denver, Art Garfunkel, Gene Krupa, Mezz Mezzrow, Robert Mitchum, Willie Nelson, Anita O'Day, Aaron Sorkin, and Ron White. I feel so much safer now.

• Jackie is doing just fine post-Nostern.

• What a great cause! This is one party I am not going to miss. Check this out www.mpp.org/highline

• Yes VIPelle, I smoked reefer. I needed it medically, for my nerves. It also helped me survive the general ennui I had for the THEATER. Yes, I was a great actress, but I was also much, much more...I was a woman. I needed more. Peyote helped too, dahling.

• It wouldn't be as much fun if it were legal.

• Wow, Tallulah Bankhead's back. Definitely not a wuss, see http://www.veryimportantpotheads.com/site/bankhead.html for her high-level bio.

• Jackie Martling NEEDS some serious pot after his career destroying departure from Howard Stern.

• I respectfully refer to Jackie Martling's old band, "The Off Hour Rockers," who recorded the immortal "Pot Song" with lyrics such as (to the tune of Beer Barrel Polka)"Roll Out the reefer/We'll have some illegal fun, Roll Out the reefer, and You'll all be sto-o-ned by the time this song is done/ So won't you roll out the reefer, toke it and pass it around!/You'll find that people smoke Marijuana all over town/ Because wherever people smoke Marijuana, the blues just can't be found!" Sure, its, eh, medical.

• Pass the bong, Michael. Granny needs a hit.

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