Schindler's Dis: Liam Neeson Flees Broadway Show

I'm taking a quick break from my dazzling vacation in Buenos Aires--all right, Murray Hill--to tell you what bit of celebu-cultural excitement I happened to spot last night. At a performance of the Broadway revival of that slithering drama of sexual deception, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, guess who I saw sitting in one of the front rows? The glamorous couple Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson! And guess who I didn't see come back after intermission? The glamorous couple Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson! Just had to tell you that or I couldn't carry on with any pride. Now back to Walgreen's.