Paris Hilton and I Co-Star in a Movie!

Sometimes I have to read Page Six to find out about new developments in my own life. In devouring today's edition, I learned that a documentary I appeared in about the immortal Paris Hilton a couple of years ago is not only playing the Toronto Film Festival, it's the big buzzmaker there! Honey, I might very well dart off to Canada to catch this triumph (third class, of course)—or I might just stay home and watch myself on the E! True Hollywood Story.