Hold Your Gay Horses! Mr. Black Is Not Dead!

That's what Akash, one of the club's Thursday night "Boys Gone Wild" promoters now tells me. In an email, Akash swears, "Yes, we are open tomorrow night, confirmed both by Stuart Black and Jonny McGovern." In fact, I hear Stuart sent out an email to staffers saying, "Attention bitches, despite reports to the contrary, we are open this week and are not closing." Funny--just yesterday, people noticed the "seized by the New York State taxation office" signs all over the joint.

My, things happen so quickly here! Maybe Donald Trump chipped in and saved them?