Me Alert! I'm Back On Theater Talk!

The sight of my face popping up on the ultra serious Channel 13 is so potentially jarring that it absolutely commands you to watch it! And tonight at 1 A.M., you can see that very punim spewing all sorts of opinions about the coming Broadway season on Theater Talk, the long-running show cohosted by the lilting Susan Haskins and the feared Michael Riedel. In this "ultimate season preview" edition, entertainment reporters Jesse Green and Patrick Pacheco (below, left) offer in-depth evaluations of the theater season based on knowledge and insight, while I interject one-liners, self-aggrandizing statements, and crude remarks about Broadway's coming year of pubescent chic. It's really a marvel! They might even create a special Tony for me for Most Distracting Person on Theater Talk!

UPDATE. The evidence!: