The Facts of Life Is Now a Porno!
The Facts of Life was a pretty safe, clean show about four boarding school gals and a housemother, but the title alone suggested there was something more brewing under the surface of the girls' outerwear. Well, the subtext has finally been yanked out, fully lesbiatized, and made suitable only for Nick At Very Late Nite. The show has become a sapphism-driven porn movie! And Lisa Whelchel must be gagging on her Old Testament!
On November 18, Abigail Productions releases an adult spoof called Dirty Facts of Life, which is described as "a kinky and wild twist on the relationships between the girls of the Eastwood School and their lesbian housemother Mrs. Garris. The girls get scared when they suspect Mrs. Gariss of going straight after a visit by the plumber. Together they devise a plan to win her back to her lesbian roots by seducing her. Throughout the day Mrs. Garris defends herself against their sexual advances in the name of good housekeeping. But in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy."
Sounds super hot! Jo was always even dykier than the Bradys' maid Alice anyway. And hopefully next up will be the male version, The Fags of Life.
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