I'm Going To The Dogs!

As I recently admitted, if someone asks me to do something, I always say "Of course" without bothering to ask just what it is. And now, it seems, I've gotten myself into judging a pet talent search benefiting Bideawee, today at the Edison Hotel! But on closer inspection, this event actually sounds pretty hot, especially since my co-judges are an illustrious bunch of humans like Ivana, Paulina, and Dr. Ruth--and even some people with two names. This contest clearly isn't a dog at all! I just hope my gerbil wins congeniality.