Last Chance To Make Anagrams Out of 'Sarah Palin'

Let's face it: Today, Sarah Palin is a punchline, but tomorrow, she'll be a mere footnote. So NOW is the final chance to make funny, insulting anagrams out of her illustrious name. Come on, kids, scramble around the letters 'SARAH PALIN' as if making a crazy salad from the tundra and come up with something disturbing yet oh so very apt. I've played around with this idea for hours, but most of the results weren't all that worthy. But I did make up one pretty good one:

"A RASH IN LAP"

All right, it's not THAT good, but I'm way open to other ideas. Ready, set, jump to conclusions... (And by the way, the next game will be Sarah Palin-dromes.)