My Column, And All That Jizz

Click here on the column, folks, and get my quality-time encounters with Danny Boyle, Ken Russell, Billy Elliot, and a prude from Gossip Girl. If that's not enough juice for you, you'll also get a high-minded encounter with a film about Liberian women and some lowdown digging for age-old dirt about just what Kathleen Turner was swallowing at the end of the immortal blowjob scene in Crimes of Passion. It doesn't get any better than this!