Me Alert! I'm Shmoozing With Lizz Winstead!

• (Meant "laugh out loud" above.) Anyhow, i have so many questions for Musto: "Why is his tie so loud and his voice so soft? " "Why is his calculator watch is the shop?" It's cheaper to buy a new one! "Why is his hamburger outfit retired?" "What is the story with that dude that pulled his fire alarm?" " Does his mom still put the expiration date on his eggs?" " What is the meaning of life on other planets?" " Where does time and space end?" Oh, so many questions for Musto? I'll go early!

• (Meant "laugh out loud" above.) Anyhow, i have so many questions for Musto: "Why is his tie so loud and his voice so soft? " "Why is his calculator watch is the shop?" It's cheaper to buy a new one! "Why is his hamburger outfit retired?" "What is the story with that dude that pulled his fire alarm?" " Does his mom still the expiration date on his eggs?" " What is the meaning of life on other planets?" " Where does time and space end?" Oh, so many questions for Musto? I'll go early!

• What are u taking about Fudge Packer? The show is a hoot!! In fact, i lost yesterday's lunch laughing so hard. Anyway, I heard u laugh out at Hallmark cards!!

• Michael, I idolize you all out of proportion, but Lizz Winstead is one notch above doing puppet shows in her building's boiler room.

• Love "Shoot the Messenger"!! Will be there as long as Musto doesn't do his Gallagher impression. I hate having to wear those recycle bags up in the front row!! shootthemessengernyc.com

• Feel free to contact me about guest list information. We can use your "fake" names. musto@villagevoice.com

• I'll be there to ask all the important questions about what sign you are and what you feed your gerbil.

• You were on a Comedy Central special she had about a supermodel. Cute stuff.

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