The Worst Breakup Lines Ever
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"It's not you, it's me. I can't be with ANYONE!"
"Let's try being just friends for a few years and see how that goes."
"No, I haven't fallen in love with someone else--though there IS someone I like a helluva lot."
"I need my space. Literally. This apartment is way too crowded."
"I can't live with you, but I CAN live without you."
"You haven't the faintest idea how to suck cock!"
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