How Are Gay Men Different From Lesbians?

Let's go through all the stereotypical ways, shall we?

*Gay men like dogs, lesbians like cats.

*Gay men like to dress like women, lesbians like to dress like men.

*Gay men like Calvin Klein Eternity, lesbians like potpourri.

*Gay men pick lovers based on face and body, lesbians pick them based on heart and mind.

*Gay men dance to Lady Gaga, lesbians dance to Norah Jones.

*Gay men wax, lesbians shave.

But what the fuck, they all like Kathy Griffin!