Some Good Things About The New Depression

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The tumbling of the economy into a giant international toilet bowl isn't all bad, paupers--I mean people. Here are some positive aspects of the horrid fiscal crisis:

*You can get a cab.

*You can get a table.

*Lots of leisure time.

*No more crowds to push through in Times Square.

*No more clutter. (You sold all your things.)

*No more clashing accessories. In fact, no more accessories at all.

And, of course, my favorite...

*You don't feel inferior to rich people anymore. There aren't any!

So stop complaining, folks, and enjoy the freedom!


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