The Gay Mafia Made Clay Gay!

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American idol Clay Aiken only became gay because "the gay mafia"--myself include--SAID he was and he obediently started to believe it. That's the contention of one poster on the "Pop Life" blog on Tampabay.com, and I can only hope it's meant satirically. Knowing the delusionary psychology behind so many of the Claymates, I wouldn't be surprised if the sentiments posted by "BibleBanginBeulah" were deeply, twistedly sincere, lol:

    "The Gay Mafia consists of Perez Hilton, Michael Musto, Rosie O'Donnell, Kathy Griffin, Lance Bass, and several other Hollywood homosexuals who believe that any man who is not a tough macho man MUST be g*y like they are, and therefore he must be outed at any cost. So they saw Clay and made up stories.

    Of course, all of the jealous haters, the fans of other less-successful Idol contestants, jumped on the bandwagon and made up stories of their own, which they fed to the tabloids and to Page Six.

    Finally Clay, that poor naive innocent young man, saw so many of these stories about himself that it became a self-fulfilling prophecy and he began to believe it was true. Tell a lie enough times and it becomes the truth.

    The Gay Mafia were behind the story by that horrific John Paulus, who claimed to have slept with Clay but never did.

    As for how they roll? The men roll in pink polka-dot Speedos (which is GROSS for Perez and Musto). The women roll in their own hatred.

    WE WILL SAVE YOU, CLAY!!!! Then you can marry one of us nice older women who know how to treat you right!

    Posted by: BibleBanginBeulah"

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