The Ruby Slippers Are Missing!
No one cares about Judy Garland anymore because Beyonce weirded up her memory with just 10-seconds' worth of "Over The Rainbow" at the Oscars. But one pair of the ruby slippers worn by Judy as she pranced to the Emerald City are gone, and attention must be paid! Thankfully, someone in Minnesota has taken notice with a thorough article examining the case of the strangely disappearing footwear. Maybe Beyonce herself stole them? Nah, she only steals Bob Fosse routines!