Britney's New Video is Filth on a Stick

Remember the old days, when pop stars had to sneak coded words into their songs to get subversive messages on the radio? ("Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" was mumbo jumbo meant to signify "LSD"--though John Lennon denied that to his death. Ooh, cool shit!)

Well, Dame Britney Spears has caught on to that ruse. Her new video is called "If You Seek Amy," which if you say it 100 times fast starts to sound like "F-U-C-K me." And people are! They're loving the whole dirtiness of it all--though to me, the really obscene thing is that is sounds just like "Womanizer"!