Hustlers and Heteros and Jerry Lewis!

What a dirty column this week--you'll have to shower while reading it!

There's an account of my evening as a presenter of the Hookie Awards, for the best male escorts and the johns who pay their rent.

There's an interview with the directors of American Swing, the saucy documentary about a legendary straight sex club which turned into a parking lot filled with unremovable cum stains.

And there's an interview with two offspring of Jerry Lewis who claim "Hey, lady!" was a far more common utterance of dad's than you think; Pops cheated a LOT!

Can you afford to miss all this? Yes! But read it anyway!