Lesbians and Gays and Closet Cases, Oh My!

Jared Gruenwald

They're all in this week's column, from a lesbo well known by American Idol fans to a two-time nominee who watches his own movies as if they were porn flicks to The Reader director and his current boy toy, who's well known to the wife. And that's all at the END of the column! Click here, honey, and you get a wacky wealth of other names like Jaclyn Smith, Donna Hanover, and naturally some gogo boys disrobing and jumping (but not onto my lap, alas). Wouldn't you rather just read about this life than actually have to live it?