Which Celebrity Do You Want To Have Sex With?

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We've all imagined doing it with famous people--snuggling with Angelina, pounding it to Brad, going down on Hitler--so it's time we took our perfectly healthy fantasies out of the closet and brought them into the public arena for mass ridicule.

So which celebrity, living or dead, would YOU most want to be intimate with?

Let's restrict the choices to people of legal age and who you have no intention of actually trying to consummate with. (I don't want to promote silk stalkings here.) And if it's someone dead, please restrict your fantasy to doing it with them when they were alive. Deal?

I'll start this thing going. I always thought Jack Lemmon was adorable. Alive!


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madmiker5d4
madmiker5d4

Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, Kerry Washington, Halle Berry,  Kate Winslet,  Kate Upton, Rosie Mercado, Ashley Graham, Adele, Uma Thurman, Scarlet Johannson, Jessica Simpson with the baby weight, Nasim Pedrad, Marion Cotillard, Liv Tyler, Mia Tyler, Shakira, Nicole Kidman circa "Eyes Wide Shut", Salma Hayek, Ming-Na, Emme, Charisma Carpenter, Charlize Theron----hell, I'm just out to spread the love.

anon
anon

Mika.  Yeah.  :)

Fegrg
Fegrg

Dianna Agron, In cheerleader outfit

Alyssakitty112
Alyssakitty112

danny masterson and mark foster (or anyone from foster the people, really).and maybe topher grace because he's cute. and in my favorite show.

R.M.C.
R.M.C.

I want to have sex, long and romantic sex with Thom Yorke.

Mia
Mia

Jensen Ackles.

Carl
Carl

I think another list of the female celebrities I'd probably sleep with are:Ashley Greene(Alice Cullen from Twilight).Chiaki Kuriyama(Gogo Yubari from Kill Bill 1).Charisma Carpenter(Cordelia from Buffy/Angel).Eve Myles(Gwen Cooper from Torhwood).Hannah Spearritt(Abby Maitland from Primeval).Isabella Leong(Lin from The Mummy 3).Karen Gillan(Doctor Who Season 5, 2010).

These are probably just a few examples of the Celebs I suppose anyone would want to sleep with if they could, if you know what I mean.

Carl
Carl

If I had to choose which Celebrities I'd sleep with or something, it'll probably be:Eliza Dushku from Buffy/Angel.Ronni Ancona, because she always makes me laugh.Amy Acker from Angel, her sweet soft voice and wide eyes are enough to make anyone want to date her or whatever.I suppose we should maybe include some T.V and Film Characters as well, the T.V Character I'd sleep with would probably be Chiana from Farscape, she always is the Coolest girl in Sci-Fi and you love her, no matter what.Either in Buffy, Darla or Drusilla, (a) they're Vampires,(b) they're funny and beautiful, (c) you wouldn't care if they fed off you or something because you love them.

Fashion Merchandising
Fashion Merchandising

Nice work, thanks for that post, we members of the fashion industry are grateful for the work. I�m a Senior Lecturer inside Cultural Studies department at Central Saint Martins in which I�m also operating on a project for that market. I seriously appreciate your work.

Lucius Rae
Lucius Rae

Lohan Goes to Rehab Today, She actually is purely doing this as a stunt in order to lower her sentencing in October or even altogether stop any incarceration. She actually is so very clear and predictable.

tyra montgomery
tyra montgomery

I would love to lick souja boy up and down he is so sexy and fuck him and be his girl

tyra montgomery
tyra montgomery

I would love to lick souja boy up and down he is so sexy and fuck him and be his girl

tyra montgomery
tyra montgomery

A lot of celebrities have stds a lot dont sometimes more men have more stds than celebrities but almost all the celebrities messed around with a lot of people

john
john

michelle trachtenberg , it would be heaven

Lesley
Lesley

I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons. I would love to hit J.K. Simmons.

a 18 year old girl
a 18 year old girl

Jeff Goldblum......

and Nathan Fillion.

The men I fantasize about are a little older.

<3

him
him

david zayas from dexter (however you can see him naked in oz, omfg sexy)

Schonzo
Schonzo

NBCs Ann Curry,in boots.

Jill Wagner- ford/mercury girl &Alexondra Lee,Tina Fey....

all in leather boots

kelly ripa take note!

Candy
Candy

Lou Christie, Oh I do remember his member. He' still in my top 10 , every inch.

Sena Padua
Sena Padua

What about my number one reason� I have a comment but I�m too damn lazy at the moment to force it out of me.

daddybear
daddybear

maybe i'll have Jack radcliffe teaching Robert Redford how to pose like a porn star.along with Garth brooks and tom selleck...Jack Radcliffe will show them how to strip and pose nude then i'll have them one by one

ObsessedWithOldStuff
ObsessedWithOldStuff

I want to Sleep/make love/have sex with: (In no particular order)

Doris Day.Rhonda Fleming.Bette Davis.Rita Hayworth.Julie London. (So Stunning)Betty Grable.Dinah Shore.Ginger Rogers. (I'll bet she's an angel in bed)Maureen O'Hara. (Red Hair and creamy skin!)Any one of the Andrews Sisters (Espeacialy Lavern!).Ann Bancroft. (EARLY 1980's)Ann Southern.Barbara Bel Geddes.Catherine Deneuve (Remember her in the Chanel ads? Hot!).Jane Russel.Ann Miller.Katheren Grayson.Dorothy Lamour.Elizabeth Taylor. (1950's)Eva Gabor (Green Acres 1960)Glynis Johns. (early 1950's)Grace Kelly.Hedy Lamarr.Gypsy Rose Lee.Julie Newmar. (cat woman!)June Allyson. (Compact little bundel of joy!)Lee Meriwether.Lillian Russel. (1880's)Lucille Ball. (What man has't fantasized about Lucy?)Marilyn Maxwell.Mitzi Gaynor. (As a dancer think of how flexable she would be!)Ditto for Vera Ellen and Cyd Charisse.Rosemary Clooney. (White Chritsmas)Peggy Lee. (To a lattin beat)Shirley Jones. (In the green dress from "The Music Man")Tina Louise and Dawn Wells. (From Gilligan's Island)Tippi Hedren.Veronica Lake.Verginia Mayo.Vivian Blain.Yvonne Craig. (Batgirl!)Lauren Bacall.....

I could go on and on.

daddybear
daddybear

maybe all five would be too hot.i'll take just two of them...Robert Redford and Tom Selleck both wearing boots....and i'd like to undress them and have them only in boots naked and in full furry splendor...that would be the night

daddybear
daddybear

Robert Redford...i'd stroke his chest furGarth Brooks...i'd pull off his bootsShane Warne..he is so handosmeJack Radcliff the porn star Tom Selleck

ben
ben

TYRA BANKS!! god Im so obsessed to her...

Secret Admirer
Secret Admirer

I can't stand celebrities but Julian McMahon and his eyes simply rock my world. Oh and now that someone here reminded meLiam Neeson YES!

Anne
Anne

In the news and otherwise,

Rick Sanchez, Ryan Owens, Don Lemon, Thomas Roberts, Carl Quintanilla (put my tongue back in my mouth), Jeff Ranieri, Jim Sciutto (Hairy chest!), Richard Engel (did you see him exercising with his shirt off?) and Bill Weir.More to come.

james
james

Thomas Kretschmann in his little Nazi swim shorts in Valkyrie. hubba

Laurie
Laurie

Harrison Ford for me. WOW!

Helene
Helene

Dirk Bogarde/Frank Langella/Alan Rickman/Christopher Plummer/Jeremy Irons.That whole gestalt.

lusty letch
lusty letch

IL DIVO, Javier Bardem, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal, Enrique Iglesias, Lorenzo Llamas (the preppy 80's Falcon Crest version, not the tattoo'ed biker one we have today), and Montgomery Clift.

drezz
drezz

Hugh JackmanChris EvansSergi Lopez ("With a Friend Like Harry")Alec Baldwin (circa "Working Girl")Dermot MulroneyMathew St. Patrick ("Six Feet Under")

Viktor zahtila
Viktor zahtila

With Michael Musto, but only if he'd get me a foreign corespondent gig at the Voice.

Kat
Kat

Suri Cruise.

Oops, I mean in, like, 15 years or something- OF COURSE. C'mon.

SeeingI
SeeingI

Joseph Gordon-LevittJames FrancoEmile HischJay BaruchelTopher Grace

Cha Cha Walters
Cha Cha Walters

May I also add Brandon Flowers and Adam Levine? I wasn't thinking outside of actors...but it'd be a real shame to pass them up.

Cha Cha Walters
Cha Cha Walters

Montgomery Clift from the dead zone, and Chris Evans from among the living.

Calla
Calla

Benicio Del Toro

Allan
Allan

David Zayas from OzRobert Blake in his Baretta daysGreg Evigan in his B.J. and the Bear daysHeath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in a threesome (cliche, but they so did it for me)Denzel WashingtonJackie Chan (I just know it would be interesting)

Tom389xx
Tom389xx

great choicei'll join you all

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