Madonna's Uncut Boy Toy!

That very oddity comes up in this week's salaciously readable column (CLICK HERE), along with so many other trenchant issues of the day.

Like:

Just who did Katy Perry kiss on a recent dare, and did she like it?

Who was a former President rumored to have smooched?

Are angry people really peeing on Oscar winner Jane Fonda?

Did the star of House really turn down the lead in Will & Grace?

And which lady comic is desperate to be named "fag hag of the year"?

The answers to these and some many other burning questions are all in the incendiary yet rather delightful column. Can you afford to miss this one?