Miss California Partied With a Trannie!
Did Carrie Prejean really get down with transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore?
Was their moment together like something out of The Parent Trap?
Is Carson Kressley making swine flu jokes?
Did Sally Field really say Tom Hanks seems to have A.D.D.?
And speaking of attention spans, did I really sit through 22 Broadway shows in the last three weeks and live to write about at least some of them?
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