Chastity Bono Is Having a Sex Change

This is not a joke, folks. Remember when Cher initially bristled when her daughter Chastity turned out to be a lesbian? Well, now the eternal superstar can finally relax. It turns out she has another straight son. Yes, Chastity--who briefly worked at GLAAD before saying Ellen was too gay to make it--is undergoing gender reassignment! She--or rather, he--is transitioning to a male body. Finally, something that both the LGBT community and Carrie "Opposite Sex" Prejean can embrace.