Fuck-Marry-Slap-on-the-Wrist

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There's an old game that pervs play called "Fuck-Marry-Kill," where someone comes up with three names of either celebs or people you know, and you decide which one of the three you'd like to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd kill.

Well, we don't believe in actual violence here at LDM, so let me amend that devilish little pastime to the more family-friendly "Fuck-Marry-Slap-On-The-Wrist."

And here are your choices: Adam Lambert, Chace Crawford, and Robert Pattinson.

I personally would marry Chace, fuck Robert, and slap Adam.

And you?

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Ramona
Ramona

Amors Pfeile haben zielgenau die Mitte meines Herzens getroffen. Denn ich habe mich in Chace Crawford, den schönsten jungen Mann aller Zeiten, total verliebt.   Ich finde Chace einmalig schön, sehr süß und total sexy. Und ich sehne mich sehr danach, seinen bezaubernd schönen Adonis-Körper, vor allem sein supersüßes Bäuchlein, seine knackigen, sehr zarten, total leckeren Brüste und seinen wunderschönen Rücken ganz zärtlich zu streicheln und zu liebkosen. Ich würde unseren Chace nach allen Regeln der Kunst verführen und ihn so sehr und so lange verwöhnen, bis er einen Orgasmus bekommt und kräftig ejakuliert. Danach würde ich ihm noch viele Zärtlichkeiten schenken und ihn damit sanft in den Schlaf geleiten; denn ich habe unseren Chace von Herzen lieb.   Ginge meine Sehnsucht doch in Erfüllung! Ich wäre sehr glücklich.   Ramona  

aln
aln

huh! it was difficult to dicide. fuck adam.

Six Pack
Six Pack

Hi!I think this blog is good!I found it on (Google|Yahoo|Bing),I will surely come back! :D

MikeD
MikeD

You know, I haven't lived in New York for thirty years, but I once lived in the village and I was at Stonewall back in the day. I don't care how queer the author of this piece is, but I didn't go through what I went through in those days, not just Stonewall, but a hell of a lot more, to see the term "perv" used for gay in the Voice. Jesus, has New York dropped that much off the map?

Alex
Alex

I would agree. Chace totally husband material.

Sloan
Sloan

I will take the cute one on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I am such a dick muncher.

Anne Thrax
Anne Thrax

I'd tell them to slap each other and then to fuck off, Mary!

CMG
CMG

M- Robert PattinsonF- Adam Lambert (I know impossible but I love RP too much)S- Chase Crawford (For doing a Footloose remake!)

Jonster
Jonster

If ya ask me I can't imagine myself having any kind of relationship with any of those dudes. How about options here?!

braxton
braxton

Good choices, Cha Cha! (And Musto.) I can't imagine this playing out any other way.

braxton
braxton

Good choices, Cha Cha! (And Musto.) I can't imagine this playing out any other way.

Cha Cha Walters
Cha Cha Walters

Assuming that you can't fuck whoever you marry, I will go along with Musto's picks. Pattinson is way more fuckable than Chace, and Chace is pretty and would be good to cuddle with over the long haul. Adam, I'm indifferent towards. Slap!

Sloan
Sloan

Michael what did you ever do to this freak who keeps posting these bizarre anti-Musto rants?

refuse to fuck him bareback?

selma
selma

I have a crush on all three so I would want to marry them all and just snuggle a lot.

Woodsy Owl MustMO McDouche
Woodsy Owl MustMO McDouche

Don't Bother Banning me AGAIN Pussy Pie McDouche. I will not be back.

You can dish it out but you can't take it -Unless it's a DICK in YOUR ASSS!!!!!!

One Last - FUCK YOU! Tail Gunnin' Gerbil Master.

MustMO is a COWARD - Oh and Wo
MustMO is a COWARD - Oh and Wo

All I will say is that I got briefly involved with Michael Assclown's "slob on my knob" blog after he bashed Carrie Prejean for no reason other than an opportunity to resurrect his empty- lame ass career. I hammered on him and the rest of the girls until he finally BANNED ME from his blog. He can dish it out but cannot take it. He is the epitome of hypocrisy and complete lack of talent. One of the most useless and unattractive people EVER.

I am sick and fucking tired of people like him spreading their overly critical and ignorant horseshit freely - with his, I got a horse dick in my ass smile on his face - and not being able to accept the exact response they are trying to elicit. Fact is, He is embarrased, and accurately so, over his own worthless existence and can't take the TRUTH! On top of the shame of having a pencil for a dick and cavernous cock garage for an ass.

When you get a chance, take a look at his picture. Wow. You know he (or at least his boyfriend) had to approve of that. Amazing!

His pubic nest of a do looks like a set of National Geographic gorilla's balls.

It also reminds me of the stint he did as the 70's mascotWoodsy Owl - Give a Hoot Don't Polute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Seriously, you should check it out. Maybe there was a time he had Some talent. Fug Nah!

BlissTheAssassin
BlissTheAssassin

Marry Adam Lambert, fuck Chace Crawford, and slap Robert Pattinson

BlissTheAssassin
BlissTheAssassin

Marry Adam Lambert, fuck Chace Crawford, and slap Robert Pattinson

carrynewyork
carrynewyork

I will only marry & fuck Adam. Maybe a playful slap while fucking is nice. LOL!

mdtopdad
mdtopdad

Michael I'm with you, Chace to marry, Robert to fuck and slap Adam, HARD for me

dabitch
dabitch

I'd love them all to slap ME!!

Renee
Renee

FUCK Chace Crawford and Robert Pattinson!!!THEN MARRY Robert Pattinson...AND the other guy well Slap him...because i don't know him!!!

Sarah
Sarah

Sidewalkstory - there is nothing like a little slap in the middle of a good fuck - try it sometime!

And I would do all of them.

Marry? Only Adam.

lovebug
lovebug

Chace Crawford is on Gossip Girl.

Pattinson is the cute vampire from Twilight.

I'd gladly fuck them both as long as I don't have to marry them.

sidewalkstory
sidewalkstory

I would never slap Adam even though I may not get to marry or fuck him.

Jo
Jo

I have no idea who Chace Crawford or Robert Pattinson are??I know Lambert cuz he went on AI and ripped them a new a-hole like only he could.

Jill
Jill

I would like to marry Adam, and then slap him while I'm fucking him. Does that work?

hobbs
hobbs

I assume "marry" means you don't fuck, you just cohabitate. In that case, I'd marry Adam, fuck Chace, and slap Pattinson. He's annoying!!!!

loveboi
loveboi

I'd gladly fuck them al!!!

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