If You Could Only Listen To One Song...

Let's play make believe and say your Ipod was stuck on one tune for the rest of your days and there was no way your eardrums could escape the sound of it, even if they ran away. In other words, you'd be forced to hear this one ditty blasting in your ears through eternity and beyond, so you'd better fucking love it and long to examine it over and over again for nuances.

Assuming you could hand-pick this limited eternal soundtrack to your soul, what song would it be? Make it good because you'll never hear anything the fuck else ever again!

For me, I could live with either:

"Losing My Religion" by REM

"Rock Lobster" by The B-52s

"Reflections by The Supremes

"Rehab" by Amy Winehouse

or the Maude theme song

And you, oh aficionado?