I've Found A Female Liza Impersonator!

You have to believe me on this one, folks! I've discovered a biological woman who impersonates Liza Minnelli, and she's convincing nonetheless!

It's in this week's column [CLICK HERE], along with Elaine Stritch's performance in New Jersey; Florent's comeback; Patricia Field's good works; and a movie about how the beef you eat may have feces all over it. Read it now--vomit later.