Joan Rivers Lets It Rip

Here's what Joan had to say about Miss California, the bible-toting Carrie Prejean: "Just shut up. You got your new breasts--smile and shut the fuck up. Why do you think the fact that you look good in a bikini means you should have an opinion?...You stupid bitch. How dare you! Meanwhile, you've been showing your vagina in the wind. That's moral!"

If you haven't clicked on the whole column for more of this by now, then you must barely have a pulse.