Dancing With The Stars' Gay Faux Pas!
That very mess is richly described in this week's column [CLICK HERE], along with these other bitter pills to swallow:
*A talk show host seems to confuse me with Larry Craig
*Golden Girl Rue McClanahan reveals what Bea Arthur called Betty White
*Comic Judy Gold makes fun of that deaf Oscar winner
*Joan Rivers says Hillary Clinton is a lesbian
*Rob Thomas tells me about his personal agony
*And Mika gives me a very interesting shout-out
Click it, read it, and learn it--but don't hurt each other.