Outlaw Parties Are Back!

Yes, there's been a return to those old-school bashes where club kids descend on unsuspecting fast food places and wreak friendly havoc while engorging themselves with cholesterol. Click here for my new column in which I talk about musical artist Cazwell's attempt to bring back this nerve-wracking yet enjoyable genre of entertainment, while staying stylishly thin.

Also in the column:

*Why is Meryl Streep such an unflappable pro? I have proof!

*Why was Willem Dafoe's crotch smashed by a cinder block?

*Which famous designer doesn't have a cell phone?

*What's the next girl group musical headed to Broadway?

*And why was that trannie screaming outside a nightclub? The usual reasons?