Outlaw Parties Are Back!
Yes, there's been a return to those old-school bashes where club kids descend on unsuspecting fast food places and wreak friendly havoc while engorging themselves with cholesterol. Click here for my new column in which I talk about musical artist Cazwell's attempt to bring back this nerve-wracking yet enjoyable genre of entertainment, while staying stylishly thin.
Also in the column:
*Why is Meryl Streep such an unflappable pro? I have proof!
*Why was Willem Dafoe's crotch smashed by a cinder block?
*Which famous designer doesn't have a cell phone?
*What's the next girl group musical headed to Broadway?
*And why was that trannie screaming outside a nightclub? The usual reasons?