Why Sarah Palin Stepped Down

Our favorite punching bag--four-eyed, two-chromosomed Sarah Palin--weirdly resigned as Governor of Alaska the other day, and her reasons seemed so sketchy that left-wingers started immediately wondering just what hideous scandal is about to hit the freezing fan. Did she club a baby seal? Is she finally ready to answer the Katie Couric question "What do you read?" and the answer is so damaging that she can't possibly continue in public office? Does she have a secret girlfriend in Argentina? Has Bristol been implanted with eight embryos?

Whatever the case, read this blog speculating on the supposed "iceberg scandal" to come and give it some thought. Then turn on QVC and see if she's there yet.