I'm Taking The Week Off, Kittens!
This is the dead-assed week when the only thing to write about is how the city is emptier than my mind during a Shia LaBeouf movie. So it's to everyone's benefit that I skip class for a few days, refresh my head and my pores, and come back next week fiercer than Whitney Houston on a day with lots of fiber.
But there WILL be a new column in the paper this Wednesday, and I'll link to that here just to see if you're paying attention. Till then, ill-literati!