I'm a Mover and Shaker!
As the immortal saying goes, it's not who you know, it's whom you know. And I happen to know people at Whomyouknow.com, so I'm thrilled that they've named me a Mover and Shaker, no doubt having caught me moving furniture in a nightclub so I can shake my butt and dance a sad macarena in the corner.
Whatever it's about, this is the most exciting development since a company told me they were making a chocolate based on my face, then never contacted me again. Read the interview--it's scandalously revealing.