Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Canceled

They tried to get Mary J. Blige, former druggie Natalie Cole, and woman beater Chris Brown, but they ended up with Sister Sledge, or at least a splintered version of the group. (Last time I looked, the lead singer was doing solo gigs and was ironically singing "We Are All Family" all by herself.)

And so, Jermaine has pulled the plug on the Jacko tribute concert scheduled for Vienna, characteristically blaming the press while vowing to reorganize the thing next year in London, where it'll be way more appreciated. There, they can probably get K.C. and the Sunshine Band!