Beware Of Terrorist Ass Bombs!

Ass bombs have long been a problem in the club scene. You're standing next to someone, having a perfectly lovely conversation over diet sodas, and they suddenly detonate a gaseous substance out their butt that could make you plotz.

But now we have to worry about real ass bombs. As CBS News reported, Al-Qaeda has come up with a way to get their kooky, crazy people past security, even though they've got shitloads of explosives on them.

How? The explosives are actually in them. In their rectums, to be precise!

I am so glad I'm not a terrorist. I don't even like a digital prostate exam, let alone an A-bomb up my heinie.

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