Bruce Vilanch's Assistant Arrested For Coke Dealing

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I adore Bruce Vilanch and his sparkly mouth and have to express my condolences over having lost his assistant---to jail, that is.

According to the attached report, the assistant, Seth Apper--or Scott Adler, if you prefer his escort name--was busted not long ago for selling coke and sits behind bars without bail because this isn't the first time!

Enter gay porn agent Jason Curious...not to do conjugal visits, mind you, but to tell everyone to chillax and not be as negative about the whole situation as they always accused Seth/Scott of being.

Are you following me, porn whores? Is there a joke in here somewhere? If so, I need Vilanch to chime in and provide it. I'm sure he can do so even without an assistant.


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Jade Negley
Jade Negley

I'm not really furious, jealous, sour, or interested enough on this subject matter to say lots yet somehow i have a downside to hollywood superstars.

Lance Lumb
Lance Lumb

I stumbled on a link to your website on another site, and I should say... Your website is much better. You make the subject easier to understand, thanks

tdguru
tdguru

I was an inmate with Seth/Scott for a few weeks (actually, I was the House-Mouse). Seth/Scott did not divulge the reason he was a guest of Lee Baca, but from what I have read here, it is not surprising. What I do find interesting is that Seth/Scott is in denial for the reason he is in MCJ. Also, his casual attitude towards a possible 5 year state prison term is quite frightening.

What I do find interesting is the lack of awareness, the shock, the awe, the 'he deserved it' attitude and all the cattiness that has been written here. The flippant remarks are quite mean, if not hateful. He 'may' have been a party favorite. He 'could' have been the candy man. He 'should' have known better. Only Seth/Scott knows what he was doing, what was offered for his time and body. Unless any of you have been in custody, or have done what Seth/Scott had to do to survive, collectively we should stop wagging our tounges until all the facts are known.

David Ehrenstein
David Ehrenstein

Thanks CMG. This explains who James D. Guckert was visiting on his trips to the White House

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

CMG I only wish it was true. More fire to burn conservative asses.

RockHard
RockHard

There is no double standard when every escort is treated like a favorite. Furthermore, everyone knows by now that Scott Adler was Vilanch's pet. There weren't enough men willing to throw thousands of dollars at Adler, hence his need to start a more lucrative business.

Daddy's broke. He can't afford a pet, especially a pet who lives for Louis Vuitton. Daddy's (less expensive) pet lives in Seattle but seaboy receives the same forum treatment as any other escort. Giving each escort a very long leash, while protecting privacy issues, is the way to create a successful escort forum. There are many other reasons why Daddy's MC fails at success. Protecting escort privacy is not one of them.

Gotta love the two faces of MER, though. After a day of self-important "covenant" and "integrity" speeches, they suddenly perform an about-face and provide a thread entitled, "Scott Adler Arrested on Drug Charges," with a link to this gossip column. Apparently, the demented MER queens have confused Michael Musto with Helen Thomas. It must be the hair.

MER is so desperate for traffic they'll say anything to justify their blatant stupidity. They'll even start a new "contest" in hope of cashing in on any Adler feeding frenzy. Dick Wadd says it best: Pigs at the Trough (except that dumb porn-meister spelled it wrong).

Joe Kegan
Joe Kegan

Hey Bobby... I know him too!!! There must be a mix up!! He is an angel and would never do anything illegal! I have enjoyed his body mAny times at sex parties, but that's not ilegal. He never charged me... Got to go. Bye...

NY observer
NY observer

"But, at least Daddy (and his minions) chose to take the high road, this time."

"The high road"? ... give me a break, please. Daddy is simply protecting his "pets". Double standards anyone? ... ;-)

CMG
CMG

In other gay news: A blind item suggests that Ari Fleischer (who was celebrating his 10/13 birthday over the weekend) swings the other way. Kirby Dick did not even tough the surface apparently with the closet cases in DC.

RockHard
RockHard

Lets not delude ourselves and think for a second that escort review sites know the meaning of integrity. Escorts exist to succor a fantasy and the same is true for escort review sites. Both Hooboy's newest owner and MER leave much to be desired but the scum always rises in the details. Daddy moved to shut down using Scott's legal name within minutes of it being published. The name "Seth Apper" lingered on MER for almost 12 hours. Clearly, no one is at the wheel at MER or they have a bullshit agenda. Most likely, both.

For men like me, a reputable escort is godsend, like a great doctor who knows how to improve the quality of your life. To get an escort to engage with potential customers on a review forum, the board must handle privacy issues with great care. If a board shows the slightest contempt for escorts, as MER did, escorts WILL NOT participate. Who wants to go to a gay party where there are no hot men? IMO, MER owed Scott Adler an immediate apology. That would have been the easiest way to put integrity on display. Now, it's too late. MER sucks.

Unfortunately, Scott Adler deserves all of the blame for his indiscretions. He played fast and loose with his legal name. If an escort has no respect for his privacy, you can't cry foul when no one else respects it either. But, at least Daddy (and his minions) chose to take the high road, this time.

Lucky
Lucky

This is a story to make the Village Voice? A Hollywood assistant is arrested for drugs, and that's news? What a slow news day in the Big Apple. And who is this Rock Hard guy fantasizing about jailhouse sex? Must be someone who doesn't often get laid!

BOBBY TRENDY.tv
BOBBY TRENDY.tv

Oh no Seth was my work out friend at berris boot camp...He was always nice to me,,there must be a mix upBobby

OnDaList-PlusOne
OnDaList-PlusOne

Who do we feel more sorry for: Bruce, cuz he lost Seth as his assistant? Or Seth, cuz he WAS the ASSistant?!

I read the funniest joke about this matter on another website:

Seth is now offering reduced escort rates. Unfortunately, you have to rob a bank or molest an altar boy- discounts for INCALLS only!

Porn Whore
Porn Whore

"Enter gay porn agent Jason Curious...not to do conjugal visits, mind you, but to tell everyone to chillax and not be as negative about the whole situation as they always accused Seth/Scott of being.

Are you following me, porn whores?"

Nope. What kind of idiotic statement is that?

JCraw
JCraw

Daddy over at m4m forums has turned into the new Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. In the face of truth and fact he is unwilling to allow his members to even utter this story on his forums. Now he's even locking threads about purplekows! LOL

It really makes you wonder if it's out of fear or just plain ignorance.

RockHard
RockHard

Poor, poor, Seth. Roasted by Musto maiming fame. I hear there are no flat irons in L.A. County jails. At least he's free from Vilanch's under-the-desk troll grip. Jail might be a welcome respite for the drug-dealing latke-shvitz. I hear the goyim there are hung and have necks.

PS MER uses the words "integrity and covenant." I've never laughed so hard and so loudly before.

JCraw
JCraw

The fact that the two main gay escort boards used for hiring and for the reviewing of gay male escorts is sweeping this story under the rug - or trying to at least - speaks volumes about what goes on in this sector of gay culture.

Jonster
Jonster

Bruce Vilanch's assistant. Hmmmm. I wonder what he ass ists him with, which reminds me of a hysterical typo I read once in a letter of representation from a law firm.

It must've been the secretary's last day. The letter quoted the firm's rates and the attorney wrote:

"From time to time, I may find it necessary to be assfisted by associates in my office."

I remember thinking, hey, whatever it takes.

gladys bump
gladys bump

Woof! That's one hot ex assistant! I wonder if he'll still turn tricks in jail.

nostradavid
nostradavid

an assistant with good conections is a great asset.I hope Bruce doesn't lose his edge.

cookie cutter
cookie cutter

I think a very important point is being overlooked here, and that is will there be cameras in the prison capturing this cutie getting butt raped?

Sincerely, Cookie Cutter

vlad
vlad

Bruce should be in jail for those Oscar jokes he writes.

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