Ever Do a UPS Man?

Some years ago, this rather swarthy, sweaty UPS man named Steve would come to my door, with a few buttons undone, and...Nope, that's enough about me, people. That's about all I want to tell of that particular story!

Instead, I want to quickly change gears and find about your frisky exploits with men in brown uniforms.

Have you ever done a UPS man?

Have they ever lingered a few seconds after delivering your package, as it were?

Have you ever invited them in for yet more signings on the dotted line?

Isn't the whole thing straight out of a really hot porn film?