If Queen Latifah Married Samantha Bee...

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...she'd be Queen Bee!

Yes, it's time for THAT fun little parlor game again, the one where you marry off two celebs that would make for a felicitously wacky new name.

And so--with respects to my colleague Cindy Adams, who's perfected this sort of thing:

*If Penny Marshall married Nathan Lane, she'd be Penny Lane.

*If Joan Crawford married Franchot Tone--and she did--she'd be Joan Tone.

*If Montego Glover (from the Broadway show Memphis) married Michael Bay, she'd be Montego Bay.

*If Barbara Broccoil married David Rabe, she'd be Barbara Broccoli Rabe.

*And if Carol Channing married Channing Tatum and then divorced him and married Tatum O'Neal, she'd be Carol Channing Tatum O'Neal.

Any others?

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