Levi Will Indeed Show Every Inch

In any case, that doesn't mean some shots might not include undies too, if just to please the tasteful old biddies up in Alaska. And so, inquiring minds want to know just what underwear brand Levi will sport under his Levis.

Says Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio, "We're in negotiations with a couple of hot underwear brands to get them on Levi for this iconic shoot. In the end it depends on which ones look best, and we'll decide that on location--brands that are interested can contact me directly."

Did he say depends?

Oh, and one more question: Why Levi Johnston? "Playgirl is a classic brand," says Nardicio, "and Levi exemplifies the classic, rugged All-American aesthetic, and he's been working out 6 days a week in order to best show off his athletic frame. We are aware there are huge political implications of this shoot for the Republican party, but we are not focused on that aspect."

I am!