Tom Cruise Inspired American Psycho!

• Could I make a suggestion? I think youve got some thing very good right here. But what if you added one or two links to some webpage that backs up what you are saying? Or maybe you could give us something to look at, anything that would connect what youre stating to some thing real? Only a proposition.

• Yeah, I noticed that too, great article

• I feel that way often in person and sometimes on blogs � that the conversation is so established I would be interrupting. I know exactly what you mean about that.

• I think a very important point is being overlooked here and that is, "In the act of intercourse btw Bale and Cruise, who's zoomin' whom?" It's almost like twins fucking, but I'm pegging (ba dum bum) Cruise as the bottom...mainly because he's short and also because I know that wrestler that he sued a few years back so I have the inside scoop. Sincerely, Cookie Cutter

• Christian Bale is a Welsh hothead and nothing more. Much like Russell Crowe except of course Welsh, not Kiwi/Aussie. Tom Cruise is on a whole new level of crazy that was obvious before Christian first fits ever became public. That being said he is also very dedicated to his acting. Look up his weight fluctuations for specific roles and not think otherwise. What does Bret Easton Ellis have to say about this? Patrick Bateman for him was like Nick Addams for Hemingway. Speaking of Tom Cruise, Bronson Pinchot mentioned while shooting Risky Business that Cruise would always effuse homophobic slurs in completely random conversations. Broson admits it was probably more of immature lockerroom talk (When he was just Thomas Mapother he was on his HS wrestling team and did other testosterone filled sports as well) than homophobia but of course if there was ever a self-loathing crowd of closet cases it is the jocks.

• OK, so what we're saying is Tom Cruise is even creepier than Christian Bale.

• OK, so what we're saying is Tom Cruise is even creepier than Christian Bale.

• Howard! It's Cruise, Tom Cruise. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I bored a lot of people! Some escort girls in an apartment uptown...some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10! Ummm...Some girl I met at an NYU party. I left her in the parking lot behind some old donut shop after explaining about Thetans and O-Levels! My old girlfriend Beverly. Bored her. Bored her to DEATH Howard! (nearing tears) I bored another girl with an e-meter. I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there; I can't remember...maybe a model or something. But, she's dead too. And, uh, Paul Allen! I bored Paul Allen with a lecture on L. Ron! His mind is dissolving in a bathtub in Hells Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out, now. I guess I bored maybe...twenty people. Maybe forty! - Tom Cruise, American Psycho

• wait.....he was 'performing' in Magnolia...????? no real stretch....

• Letterman? what about Cruise's performance in 'MAGNOLIA', 1999 "Respect the Cock, and Tame the Cunt!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1WRW_ZyNDo&feature=related 'American Psycho' was released in 2000.

• Tom Mapother was named "Cruise" supposedly without any awareness of gay connotation by David Geffen !!! before 1983's Risky Business and he was cast in that film because Geffen famously said "I'd fuck him." No Hollywood hotties age well -- look at that sad fat queen Travolta or the psychotic anti-Semite Mel Gibson -- they just get rich and mentally ill -- god bless Musto who stays ugly and poor!!

• He's even toothier than Hilary Swank.

• The fact that Cruise is always grinning is what bugs me about him.

• At least Tom had something to do with ONE interesting movie.

• Why do I suspect Christian Bale will now be ruined?

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