A Wild and Woolly New Club Night!

Those surreal space aliens Susanne Bartsch and Kenny Kenny--who already throw the zingy VanDam Sundays at Greenhouse--are teaming for one more crazy salad of weekly debauching, so our calendars will only have five free nights left to order Chinese and watch TV.

It's BonBon Tuesdays, and if I were you--and I AM you--I'd be getting out my best Weimar drag and lining up for the BonBon vodka specials.