Levi Bares All in My Exclusive Interview!

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Kindly CLICK HERE and read the new column, in which scandal star Levi Johnston sits down with me in his perfectly nice hotel lobby and talks about all kinds of genital-related things Sarah Palin can only dream about.

I shamelessly ask Levi if his noodle is really "the Alaska pipeline"; whether he groomed his crotch for his Playgirl shoot; what kind of sex he had with Bristol Palin; and whether he's into doing the gay deed.

Of course it since came out that Levi isn't actually showing it all in the shoot, which is a gigantic, sleazy ripoff--but I'm sure at least he ripped SOMETHING off, and we'll have to make do with it.

So check it out, folks. ALL of it!