Scores Responds To Tabloid Claim

I didn't give the headlines a whole lot of second thought--I always take these scoops with a grain of coke--and now, the official statement from Scores doesn't help illuminate much at all.

Says the General Manager, "We here at Scores nightclub have the upmost integrity when it comes to the anonymity of our high-profile clients. Our dancers have respect for our guests; we would never exploit them for 15 minutes of fame."

Nor would they dare to say the correct word--utmost--either.

And the upshot of what the man said is perfectly ethical but so very boring! In fact, my stripper pole just went down several inches.